We here at Jerobi Systems Inc. wish you the best possible experience during your stay with us. Currently our corporate mascot is attending Tulane medical university in New Orleans, LA. As a tribute to his hard work and the progressive French laws of the city, we have decided to enforce a maximum 35 hour work week for our employees. Of those 35 hours, we require that 5 hours be taken for lunch and 3 hours to be spent smoking cigarettes at a minimu distance of 3 meters away from any building or playground equipment. In the 27 hours remaining, we spend 11 hours a week in corporate strategy meetings to which attendance is mandatory for every employee, regardless of contribution. 10:00am calisthenics, 3:00 pm break-out sessions, and Friday team-building exercises, pretty much take up the rest of our time. As you can see, it is not suprising that we only have a fraction of this web-site built. Please check in a couple of days. Who knows? We might have added more.

Sincerely,
The Management